- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

One time i was sitting down

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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