- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

what's the difference between a crocodile?

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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