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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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OIO

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

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What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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