- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Roses are red.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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