Banana Hamock.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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