- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

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