Whats the defination of cruelty

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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