- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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