You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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