- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

wanna here a joke? you.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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