Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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I can count to potato.

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What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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