- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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