- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are flowers.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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