So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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