- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

knock knock who's there? hope

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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