Beka has AIDS

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What is your bill about? Clinton

A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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