why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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My cat just died.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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