How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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