- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Your face

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Netflix and chill

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

knock knock There's no door

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Penis

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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