the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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