- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Im gay What about you

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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