What's brown and sticky? Anal

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Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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