Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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good looking women

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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I will create more jobs for americans

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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