A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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