Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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What's worse than eating a rotton fruit that makes you sick?? Getting raped by a giant jackalope and then being left for dead in the middle of nowhere and being found by an old pedophile whose van ran out of gas and then running away only to find some water but while you were drinking it you got grabbed and dragged under the water by an octopus who has wandered off many miles from its home and then dying because humans don't have gills

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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