Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Weed.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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