- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Bags of delicious poop.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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