Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because most living organisms eventually cross some form path that is commonly known as a road. Roads are hard asphalt that is very good for cars and other wheeled road licensed vehicles.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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