- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

your face is kinda funny

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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