Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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nice tits.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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God

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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