- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Do the roar!

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Laugh.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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