What if I told you.....potatoe

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Well this is pointless.....

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Women's rights

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

why was the boy sad? because.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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