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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

I read the terms of service.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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