- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

roses are red violets are blue

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

im @ work, LOL.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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