An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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woman's rights

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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