what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

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poop.

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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