- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How come anti jokes r funny

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

A French man gets into a fight

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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