Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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THe Election

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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