- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!