- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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