OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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i hate black people

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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fuck you you punkass piece of shit I hope you burn in my uncle's titties and ass rape yourself while screaming "make it stop!'. Then, I hope that you take a titanic needle and shove it up your lower kidney until it tears open and all your bodily fluids spill out into an ocean of shit. Also, I have 73 balls with a ballsack for each ball. So, I have 73 ballsacks.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

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Your Mother

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