- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

National security?

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

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