- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

When you have read this, you've already read it.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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