- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Trump will make America great again.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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