A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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