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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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