What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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how do you get a scouters power level to 9,000? power levels dont exist in real life therefore cannot reach 9,000

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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