- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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