- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

lets bomb africa

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Women can vote? wtf

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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