- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Your Mother

Stop. Seriously stop.

Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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