Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Im gay What about you

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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You were born.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

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Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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