What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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4 hours later.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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MySpace.

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