An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

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It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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