- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Equal rights!

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What is a jew in space? Dead

You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

How Many Blind People Does It Take To Solve A Rubiks Cube? None Their Blind

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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