What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Immigration Laws

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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