Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

404 Error: Joke not found

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

binladin walks into the american seals

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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