what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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What's 9+10? 19

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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