There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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im telling maguire

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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Turkeys are obese

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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