- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Womens rights.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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