- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Boys have swag, real men have class

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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