- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

800 people died last year. end of story

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

black people

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

when debbie meets downer

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Your face is hilarious.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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