What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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