What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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black people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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