- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Logan's gay

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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