Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

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No soap radio

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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My cat just died.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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