What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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kill yourself

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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A jew enters a mall.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Anti Joke

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