- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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