What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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alex is cool

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

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An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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no

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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